This one brings back sooo many memories from high-school and my friends! We used to download these videos from Ebaum’s world with my 64K ISDN, almost die laughing, take videos of the videos with our mobile phones and then re-enact them in class. Ah, good times! And this video is a compilation of them all!
Enjoy. And always remember: you might wake up the next day and be on fire.
Have you noticed that when you type something in on Google, suggestions come out? It’s pretty fun typing in “how do I”, “is it normal/bad/weird”, “can I” etc, etc, in Greek as well!
If you type in certain words, though, nothing will come out… *spooky sound fx*
What are these words, you ask? Click here and find out… And then we’ll talk about whether or not web censorship is swiftly becoming a reality or not.
Epic. I recognized 32 of those… I wonder how many of them started in the “net’s greatest wretched hive of scum and villainy”, 4chan. And as much as I hate that place, it pains me to… *gulp* …like… find them funny… guilty… nooo! oh god please no!
Εδώ και περίπου έναν μήνα, δεν ήταν σπάνιο φαινόμενο να με έβλεπε κάποιος στον Λόφο, ειδικά τις μέρες που είχα όλη μέρα μάθημα (δηλαδή Τρίτες και Πέμπτες) με ένα τριπόδι και την πιστή μου E-510 κοτσαρισμένη πάνω του, οσάν το τριπόδι να ήταν κάποιου είδους θρόνος. Έπαιρνα φωτογραφίες την μία μετά την άλλη, από τα ίδια μέρη για πολλά λεπτά κάθε φορά. Με ρώταγαν: τι κάνεις, τι ετοιμάζεις; Μερικοί πόζαραν κιόλας. Εγώ χαμογελώντας απάνταγα πώς θα δουν κάποια στιγμή, και σε μερικούς δεν άντεχα και έλεγα τι έχω στο μυαλό μου. Τις περισσότερες φορές με κοίταζαν παραξενεμένα, λέγοντας μου πως καταλάβαιναν ενώ στην ουσία το βλέμμα τους έλεγε άλλα. Είτε εγώ δεν γινόμουν κατανοητός (σύνηθες), είτε εκείνοι δεν ήξεραν περί τείνος πρόκειται! Μετά τα ατυχήματα μου, το θέαμα έγινε αστείο: ένας μπανταρισμένος τύπος να τραβάει φωτογραφίες; Χεχεχε! :γ
Η ιδέα μου ήρθε όταν ένιωσα να συμβαίνουν τόσες αλλαγές γύρω μου, και να βλέπω πως οι αλλαγές στον χώρο του Πανεπιστημίου συμβάδιζαν με τις αλλαγές στην ζωή μου ως προς την ένταση και την αισιοδοξία. Υπήρχε μια όρεξη στα πάντα, πράγμα που δεν περίμενα και ήθελα κάτα κάποιον τρόπο να απαθανατίσω. Και μια μέρα, απλά μου ήρθε το stop-motion/time-lapse, δεν ξέρω τι θα ήταν ακριβέστερο για να περιγράψει την Αεικίνηση!
Όταν πλέον ήταν αρκετά ξεκάθαρη η μορφή του video και άρχισαν να συγκεντρώνονται οι φωτογραφίες, το πρόβλημα που εμφανίστηκε ήταν: ποια θα ήταν η μουσική επένδυση; Δοκίμασα διάφορα στυλ και πειραματίστηκα με διάφορες προτάσεις. Το Small Room Syndrome μου έκατσε περισσότερο από τα άλλα. Όμως, μερικά κομμάτια μου έβγαζαν μια ενέργεια, μια αίσθηση η οποία δεν είχε καμία σχέση με το τελικό αποτέλεσμα του βίντεο όταν το Small Room Syndrome έπαίζε από πίσω. Αυτό μου έκανε εντύπωση, και αποφάσισα ότι ένα επίπεδο παραπάνω από το πρωτότυπο video (hypertext; ;ζ) σαν μέρος μιας μετα-δημιουργίας, να ανεβάσω το ίδιο βίντεο με όλες τις διαφορετικές μουσικές που μου έκαναν εντύπωση ως διαφορετικές παραλλαγές. Το τι θα βγάλει στον καθένα κάθε παραλλαγή είναι θέμα τελείως υποκειμενικο: και οι τέσσερις φάνηκαν πιο ταιριαστές από τις υπόλοιπες σε κάποιον (σκεφτείτε το αυτό για μια στιγμή αν χρειαστεί!), και αυτό προσωπικά μου φαίνεται πολύ όμορφο!
Λοιπόν, όπως ο Brian κάποτε είπε anger, fear, pain, aggression, έτσι κι εγώ θα χαρακτηρίσω κάθε είδος Αεικίνησης! Δοκιμάστε το κι Εσείς!
Χίος είπατε; Σύρος; Σάμος!;Θα σας σφάξουμε. Όλους. Και μετά θα αυτοκτονήσουμε. Πριν έρθει το Τέλος.
Ναι, φοιτητές στο Αιγαίο. Καλά περνάμε, ήσυχα μωρέ… Όχι πως πατάμε, λέμε τώρα… Καμιά Κινηματογραφική, καμιά Θεατρική, στις ομάδες, ξέρεις…
Εξεταστικη;; Ποια εξεταστική; Εννοείς τους άντρες με τα άσπρα; Ε; Ε; Αυτοί δεν εξετάζουν, θέλουν να μεσκοτώσουν! ό_Ó
Trivia I: Ο τίτλος δεν μου είχε έρθει παρα μόνο όταν είχα στήσει την μηχανή για να τραβήξω την γρίλια και να αρχίσω να γράφω, η οποία γρίλια παρεπιμπτόντως είναι στο σχέδιο της Σφίγγας, το logo του Πανεπιστημίου Αιγαίου.
Trivia II: Η πρώτη φωτογραφία πάρθηκε στις 11 Οκτωβρίου και η τελευταία στις 3 Νοεμβρίου.
Trivia III: Συνολικά τράβηξα 2.428 φωτογραφίες.
Ευχαριστώ την Δέσποινα για το τριπόδι που μου δάνεισε, χωρίς αυτό this wouldn’t have been possible! Επίσης ευχαριστώ όσους με έφεραν σε επαφή με τις μουσικές μου εμπνεύσεις — ξέρετε ποιοι είστε. 😉
One of the best animated films I’ve ever seen… It’s extraordinary. Please do yourself a favor and watch it in high quality.
Thanks to Maria, Elena, Garret (unsure about the order) for bringing this thread in contact with my text… 😉
She does bear a pretty striking resemblance with Myrsini Antoniou…
A few days ago I was at one of Mr Blacksnake’s (Mavrofidis) lectures. The subject was Multimedia Application Programming II; the practical side is working with Flash and ActionScript 3.0, the theoretical side is an introduction to systems theory. It really is a good idea. It puts learning how to code and script into perspective, not leaving it just as an empty shell of a skill but actually connecting it with an ontological background. Through understanding the basics principles of object-oriented programming, it seems we might be able to learn a few more things about the basic principles of the universe and how we look at ourselves, which neatly reflects itself into programming and scripts which are of course artificial cosmogenesies and ontologies of their own.
Silently I was pondering these things, paying attention to Mr. Blacksnake’s lecture on autopoeisis. And then it came to me.
I often hear people comparing humans –or other biological organisms, such as animals– to machines, factories or other purely logical systems. I can practically hear mum telling me: “Your body is like a factory so it needs the best materials so that it can work well!”, giving me some vitamins in the process. In some ways this isn’t a bad metaphor. Living beings work by using chemical reactions in order to perceivably achieve certain goals, a conjunction of which actually allows the individual to survive. However, such approaches often reduce personality, cultural traits and other signs of behaviour to mere results of genetics, natural selection and instincts. They’re closer to saying “living beings are just computers that run certain programs, and those programs are written on their genes. They’re saved in the individual’s ROM (Read-Only Memory) and as such cannot be modified by environmental factors. Instincts, social behaviour and traits to our knowledge only found in humans, such as creative inclination, aren’t fundamentally different to each other. They’re just steps of different height in humanity’s long and ascending staircase of evolution”.
Agreed, some basic behaviour is written on our genes, the kind no person or living organism can do without; nutrition, rest, breathing, reproduction. But human behaviour and activity lies far beyond just munching, sleeping and having sex. What we as humans use to separate ourselves from the rest of the animal kingdom lies comfortably in the domain of culture: language, facial expressions, logic, ethics, art, means of communication, even self-consciousness and self-awareness. All these aspects are taught to us from an early age from our parents and the rest of society. People seem to inherently and genetically possess the mental capabilities for what we would call advanced thought, communication in the form of language, logic and being self-aware. What’s notable though is that we’re born just with the capability, not the ability itself. If we’re never taught how to speak a language, we’ll never learn any language. If we’re never taught in an early age that what we see in the mirror is ourselves and that a clear distinction between our self and the rest of the world does in fact exist, we’ll never develop an ego and/or self-awareness. Everything that makes us what we would call human in the social sense is thus culturally acquired and not passed down through our genes.
There is some evidence that human social behaviour is not hereditary information passed down through the genome. We have learned as much from children that for various reasons lacked parent care and grew up on their own or were raised by animals. These feral children, as they are known, typically walk on all fours or swing from tree to tree, growl and do not show signs of human self-awareness, such as recognising themselves in the mirror. In most cases feral children later introduced to human society have not been able to adapt, ie go through the enculturation process expected complete by all. To me that is no mystery. We presume feral children should be able to adapt to human societies just because they’re human, just because the rest of the “normal” humans are like that, have always been. We expect that just because everyone behaves in a certain way that it’s somehow ingrained, that it’s natural. But let’s think about that for a second; there is an amazing variety in different cultures around the world. If it was ingrained, we’d expect cultures, especially ones in similar climates, would show more similarities. Furthermore, how easy is it for Greeks to, for instance, get accustomed to British culture? Not very. It might take years for the individual to adapt to the subtle changes in everyday life and performances. They might always stand out as strange, unadaptable. How can we thus expect a human nurtured as a dog, wolf or monkey to fare any better?
I’m inviting you to research feral children, look for info and videos.
You might be as shocked as I was.
This is the idea that came to my mind not unlike a frothing cascade while listening to Mr Mavrofidis: humans are indeed comparable to computers. But not in the logical, deterministic sense. A computer consists of hardware and software. The hardware is the the physical part — the CPU, the GPU, RAM etc — and the software is the programs, the ideas, the zeros and ones that come into existence through the hardware. The two depend on one another to carry out what they were designed for. Software would not exist without hardware, it needs hardware to be activated. Hardware, on the other hand, has no reason to exist if no software exists to use it. So was it software or hardware the first of the two to be designed? It reminds me of universal questions involving chickens and eggs… Roots aside, hardware of the last 25 years or so does have a kind of software that runs with no need for software present. It’s the Basic Input/Output System. Some version of BIOS is present in all computer’s motherboard’s Read-Only Memory and it basically tells it what to do when it is turned on, where to look for the real software, when to shutdown if the CPU is overheating etc… See where I’m going with this already?
Hardware, the vessel, the physical counterpart, is the human body. Software we can divide into BIOS and the Operating System. I’m taking into account every feature, program and application executable through the OS and every goal achievable through it as part of the OS. The BIOS is hereditary behaviour, what we could call instincts. Hunger, sexual urges and what we might do to satisfy them, aversion to pain and danger, perhaps some inclination for style of movement or typical gestures (a man I know does some of his father’s gestures without ever having met him), seeking warmth or shade in respective situations, the list goes on. These functions ensure survival of our “hardware”, just like the BIOS does for computers. It also bridges the gap between the physical and the mental, paves the road to the land of behaviour and culture.
Now, the human Operating System isn’t exactly like having Windows, Linux or Mac OSX installed on your PC. Windows was designed to fulfill certain working requirements, such as giving the user the flexibility to switch from one task to the other quickly, efficiently and aesthetically pleasantly. The human Operating System has not been designed by anyone in particular: it’s a conglomeration of different behaviour patterns (culture?) mostly but not exclusively taken up at childhood, chiefly influenced by any given social standards and by each individual’s parents (the parents also in turn chiefly influenced by any given social standards). Culture, of course, is a very complicated matter, and it penetrates our minds so deeply and thoroughly, it subconsciously makes us think that it, the way WE see the world, is the only truth. In fact, each one of us runs a different OS, comprising many different little “modules”: tastes, opinions, ideas, sexual preference, self-esteem, modes of interaction with others, sense of humour, what we think of or what we do when we are alone… Everything we might call personality falls under this category. Yes, who we are belongs squarely in the realm of nurtured behaviour, the kind of stuff we pick up, imitate (with criteria already imitated by our parents, parent figures, maybe something BIOS-like on the way? I don’t know) and then reproduce ourselves, ready for others to pick up and imitate. It reminds me of Richard Dawkin’s “meme”s, so narrowly used in today’s internet cyberculture.
The more I thought about it, the more it all connected, and the more it all frightened me. The mere existence, the mere plausibility of phenomena such as feral children doubts, deconstructs even, the fabric of the foundations of human society, what’s considered right and wrong, acceptable and unacceptable. It disconnects humanity from humans! It’s easy to say but you can’t really wrap your head around it. A human can just as easily be encultured to become dog, wolf or monkey, as well as a human, in all our different forms through different cultures and, ultimately, Operating Systems. The reverse has been tried and tested with limited success (think about wild cats next to human-raised cats), but no chimp, for example, has fully taken up human behaviour through nurturing. Does that mean human hardware is more “advanced”, has a broader range of selection, is more adaptable? Possibly. But the fact on its own proves nothing. Furthermore, it underlines what we already know but refuse to admit: that the human condition, in all its known forms through different cultures and wildly variable manifestations of unique and reproducing Operating Systems, cannot be pigeonholed into a standard set of values. Why? Simply because what we accept as our society today is one of many, one condition out of infinite, an activation bound by randomness, maintained by constant imitation, brought forward not by necessity nor efficiency.
What was first? Hardware of software? Chicken or egg? Did humans evolve their hardware together with their software, was software evolved because of the advanced hardware, did the hardware expand its capabilities to satisfy the growing demands of the software? Was there any evolution in the first place?
If computers were designed by humans to fulfill certain tasks, their competence of carrying out those tasks would separate the computers with superior hardware –and therefore a wider selection of superior software– from the rest. What purpose, what task might humans have embedded in their “design”, by which their “competence” might be measured? An answer to that wouldn’t come short of the meaning of life… The purpose of it all?
I could go on and on. I already feel this is too long for anyone on the web to have the attention required to read — friends and family included. I hope I have inspired some thought to anyone brave and patient enough to have read this far! I will sign off with an impressive, memorable little something Karina replied to me when I once asked her what came first: human nature or human culture.
Nature is cultural. I mean, think of the distinction between a natural phenomenon and a natural disaster. They’re both different interpretations of the same thing. The difference lies in humanity’s ability to deal with them effectively. The distinction between us humans and “nature” is purely cultural, constructed. We wouldn’t be speaking of nature if a concept of nature did not exist.
However, culture is also natural. The development of the concept of culture in humans has been a natural evolutionary process that has taken thousands of years and has come about because of social interaction in our species, and other unknown factors. We wouldn’t be speaking of culture if our species hadn’t evolved into a being capable of speech.
Σας παρουσιάζω ένα τελείως out-of-sync κείμενο-άποψη που έγραψα όταν το καλοκαίρι ακόμα δεν είχε τελειώσει… Επιτέλους ανέβηκε! Σπάζοντας τους ορισμούς, λοιπόν! 😀
Stumbled upon (literally, not via StumbeUpon!) it while looking for a place to develop a b/w film in Athens…
1826
The picture below is reputed to be the world’s first photograph. It was taken in 1826 and was developed by French photographer Joseph Nicéphore Niépce. He called this process “heliography” or sun drawing and the entire process took eight hours.
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1869
Before the Autochrome process was perfected in France, this photograph of a landscape in Southern France was taken. No, it is not hand-tinted. This is a color-photograph. (Note: It was published in a Time/Life Book entitled “Color” in 1972, “courtesey of George Eastman House, Paulus Lesser.”) You are looking at the birth of color photography seven years after the American Civil War. 130 years ago this view of Angouleme, France, was created by a “subtractive” method. This is the basis for all color photography, even today. It was taken by Louis Ducos du Hauron who proposed the method in 1869. It was not until the 1930’s that this method was perfected for commercial use.
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1838
This is one of the, if not the, oldest known photograph of a human being in existence. It depends on how one defines photograph, but this was taken by Louis Jacques-Mande Daguerre in 1838. (The fellow the daguerreotype was named after.) This is a photo of the Boulevard du Temple in Paris. This is a busy street and there was tons of traffic, but since the exposure was so long, about 15-20 minutes, none of the moving figures can be seen. The only people visible are a guy getting his boots polished and the bootblack. Who was this nameless gentleman or the bootblack? No one knows. I’m sure they never imagined that they had been immortalized, albeit anonymously, by a clever scientist testing his newly discovered method of preserving moments in time.
It was a different world then. The only motorized transportation was the railroad, and even it was in its infancy. Horses and sailing ships were still the primary means of getting around, the typical person probably never travelled more than 50 miles from where they were born. The first Atlantic steamship service started this year though, so the future was on the way. The telegraph had been invented, but the first commercial telegraph operations were a year away. There were commercial semaphore telegraphs operating, so it was possible to send a message over some distance for a price.
The first accurate measurement of the distance to a nearby star was calculated in 1838, the intellectuals were beginning to grasp just how big the universe really was. Though the discovery that there were other galaxies besides our own was still decades away. The first mass produced clocks were flooding markets in England and America, for the first time commoners could have a clock in their homes. Though it would be some decades before time zone was invented, clocks were set to local noon. They were the PCs of their day no doubt. What we would call a modern bicycle was still a year away, the bicycles of the era were propelled by pushing the ground with one’s feet. Gads.
Napoleon was still on everyone’s minds no doubt, the way Hitler is now the demon du jour, having been defeated less than three decades before. Slavery had been abolished in most of the civilized world, with the exception of the USA. In England Queen Victoria’s reign began the year before. I’m sure no one guessed she would reign until 1901, 63 years, the longest reign of any British Monarch. I doubt she or anyone guessed at the changes that would take place in her lifetime. And neither Germany nor Italy existed yet yet, both were a dozen or more smaller independent nations.
Here is a map of Europe in 1815. It would have looked the same in 1838 if I am not mistaken. America was a lot smaller then too, and Texas was an independent nation. In any event, nothing particularly profound about this post. I am just trying to share my love of history in general and old photographs in particular. (I’ve linked to this before, but here again is a lovely site about the history of photography.) Every age thinks it is at the end of history, and at the time, they were.
Puts some perspective into digital photography… Do you think people in 2180 will find anything interesting that exists today in my flickr profile? I wonder if and how today’s technology will be compatible with the mediums of the future…
Big thank you to my sources (in order) and to (CTRL+C)+(CTRL+V):
It’s 2000. Every little kid and pre-teen (and some teens as well!) are heavily sick of Pokemon fever. The video games and TCG sell like crazy and you can see a Pikachu almost everywhere you go. Kind of like Dora the Explorer or Ben 10 of today. A little boy called Dimitris Hall is no exception and is sicker than most.
I caught the Pokemon bug (or should I say… the Bug Pokemon. Get it? ;p) early in 2000 and for a few years Pokemon was all I could think about. “I ate and breathed Pokemon”. Even today I can amaze my friends, who weren’t all that lesser of fans, by being able to recall almost the full roster of the 251 Pokemon of the first two generations. They have been etched in my long-term memory. Generations 3 and 4 were disappointments for me, so I recall being a big Poke-fan for around 3 years. Yes, the special years of pre-puberty I was collecting virtual monsters and animals. Cool, isn’t it? I still like Pokemon but the game has not grown up or matured at all, unlike me.
Mum found my Pokemon TCG collection a few weeks ago which had been almost lost after numerous moves. She handed me my albums and boxfuls and back I went to my 11 and 12-year old self, rediscovering old prize pieces and decks. Yes, decks. I wasn’t just a collector, but also a trainer! I used to play in the Pokemon League in Holargos with my old friend Aldo. We’d go to the League every second weekend, sometimes every Saturday. And it was fun! We weren’t top players because we frequently missed meetings, but it was good fun. I still have the original 8 Gym Badges in some box here in Nea Smyrni.
It’s amazing what a money-sink this collection had been. I have hundreds of rare cards, which means that my collection had easily set my parents back (especially mum, who I now realise had dealed with my addiction quite marvelously) several thousand euros. Imagine: every booster pack cost 1.400-1.500 drachmas, the equivalent of ~€4,5. And I have so many cards, I must had bought a couple of hundreds of booster packs. OK, I will admit that I did combine my collection with a friend of mine’s back then. He suddenly lost interest so I got to keep all of his cards after claiming that it would be impossible to split our collections as they were before we had merged them (wow… what a jerk! Addictions can be very dangerous matters, hurting self and friend alike…)
They were curious, happy and care-free times. Nostalgia has been singing in my ears after I re-discovered my cards, just as if it was some siren I fell in love with long ago. But the sirens’ song is captivating… dangerous and… tranquilizing in a bad way…. 10 years later, I no longer am 11 but 21, and in a state of acceptance, reconciliation and introspection about my past life and current personality. Holding on to my collection has no point at this time. I will keep some worthless cards so that I may play with friends sometime, it is a very enjoyable game after all, but the wise decision to take is to sell the good ones; let go of this collection that brings out emotions in me not at all unlike those Gollum felt when he craved the One Ring. But better yet, I can use the money I get from the cards to buy something that suits my current needs and dreams…
So. This is my collection. I have only listed my Holos, Promos and special cards. I have not listed any of my Non-Holo Rares (I’ve got loads!) or Uncommon/Common 1st Edition ones, although some of them might be more valuable than some of the holos. If I see that selling my holos is paying off, I’ll put them up as well. Comment on this post or e-mail me at dimitrishall (duckling) hotmail (dot) com if you’re interested in any of the cards.
For a better fomatted and more readable version of the below, download this.
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Cubilone’s Pokemon TCG Valuable Card Price List
Last Availability Update: 26/07/2010
Μy condition standards: Mint (M): New, best condition available. No visible scratches or blemishes. Near Mint (NM): Card has been handled very briefly. Has some extremely faint scratches, but is similar to Mint condition. Very Good (VG): A few scratches, but generally looks good and is quite acceptable. Good (G): Condition worse than Very Good, but still not too bad. Usually has dirt and creases, perhaps the first signs of black spots. OK: The card has been played slightly, will have some creases, black spots and edge wear. Played (P): The card has been fairly played and looks it. Many creases and scratches and lots of black spots. Heavily Played (HP): This card’s condition is poor. Will have large creases, dirt, discoloration and scratches (and worse!).
Notes:
Cards with a (1st) next to their condition are 1st Edition.
Double conditions, ex. G-VG, may be deemed either, depending on the collector’s condition requirements.